Lugging round a massive handbag on a night out can be as mood destroying as an evening in crippling heels - it just ends up cramping your style.
But what if there was a way you could carry all your essentials while leaving your bag at home? Then you'd be free to re-enact the entirety of Beyoncé's Drunk in Love routine without leaving your stuff in a pile of beer.
Introducing, the Sassy Stash.
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A lace garter with inbuilt pockets and silicone grippers, the Sassy Stash is described by its creators as a "smart, secure and stylish way for women to store all of their essentials while on the go."
According to their website, the idea for the hands-free valuable holder came after a girls night out where the women in the group had to coat check their bags - and we can totally relate.
Anyone trying to separate us from our iPhone would have another thing coming (even during Digital Detox month....)
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But despite it all seeming like a great idea, we can't help but point out a few small problems.
What would happen if you were wearing a skin-tight dress? Or went wild on the dance floor?
Or what if a bouncer went to search you and assumed you were 'holding' à la Lara Croft?
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And don't even get us started on the situations where it's totally not appropriate to stick your hand up your skirt to grab your phone/purse/house keys.
It could all get pretty awkward pretty quickly...
The Sassy Stash garters also only come in one size, a UK 6-10, which leaves a lot of people out of the hands-free fun.
We think this one might need some more work before it takes off.
But what if there was a way you could carry all your essentials while leaving your bag at home? Then you'd be free to re-enact the entirety of Beyoncé's Drunk in Love routine without leaving your stuff in a pile of beer.
Introducing, the Sassy Stash.
A lace garter with inbuilt pockets and silicone grippers, the Sassy Stash is described by its creators as a "smart, secure and stylish way for women to store all of their essentials while on the go."
According to their website, the idea for the hands-free valuable holder came after a girls night out where the women in the group had to coat check their bags - and we can totally relate.
Anyone trying to separate us from our iPhone would have another thing coming (even during Digital Detox month....)
But despite it all seeming like a great idea, we can't help but point out a few small problems.
What would happen if you were wearing a skin-tight dress? Or went wild on the dance floor?
Or what if a bouncer went to search you and assumed you were 'holding' à la Lara Croft?
And don't even get us started on the situations where it's totally not appropriate to stick your hand up your skirt to grab your phone/purse/house keys.
It could all get pretty awkward pretty quickly...
The Sassy Stash garters also only come in one size, a UK 6-10, which leaves a lot of people out of the hands-free fun.
We think this one might need some more work before it takes off.
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