Beauty brands are constantly reinventing lipsticks - whether it's to make them more matte, kinder to skin, bolder in shade... or with added veins.
Meet the lipdick.
*Shudder*
These monstrosities were brought to our attention by Buzzfeed writer Chrissy Mahlmeister who saw them "pop up" on her Instagram feed.
In the UK they are available to buy for just £3.89 on Amazon, where they are described as "the most interesting, sexiest and unusual lipstick in the world".
To date they have had just two reviews - both of which are five star.