National Underwear Day is officially upon us, but one lingerie monstrosity is completely baffling our brains.
Behold the Bluebella ‘Unwrap Me’ Body Bow, a giant satin sash designed to be tied around the body for, we’re guessing, seduction purposes.
Sold on ASOS for £16, the ribbon comes in three different colours and essentially turns the wearer into a giant human present.
But why?
Just, why?
Please no.